i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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