I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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