and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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