How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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