"it" just moved
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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