There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm passing your future prison.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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