dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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