Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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