On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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