I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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