Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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