well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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