I have demons in me.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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