my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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