Sry I called you an 8
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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