he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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