Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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