omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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