My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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