Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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