So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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