think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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