you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i think my cat just said my name.
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