Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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