i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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