I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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