Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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