ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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