i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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