I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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