My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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