Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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