nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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