I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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