We're like a lot better than the average bears
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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