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1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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