I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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