Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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