You're a womanizer and a bitch.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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