Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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