it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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