normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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