im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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