doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
His nipple licking is glorious
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