do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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