I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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