Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?