ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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