Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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