Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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