I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.