dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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