the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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