I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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