i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
And then my night got REAL pukey
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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