Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
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