What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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