the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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