dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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