I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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